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To celebrate a new university year, and all that means in terms of the flirting and the kissing, the birds and the bees, we've stretched the concept of Thrifty Fun (well flirting is free...) and compiled 69 chat up lines that are especially suited for student use.

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Boys will be boys, so the saying goes, and it seems that for some teenage boys that means seeing an advert for a sex chat line – in a newspaper or online – and deciding to make that call.

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I have to put my headset on so I can have my hands free to explore my pussy while we talk.

These aren't just for boys, girls can use them too.

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